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Hello everybody, this is Legal Man. Welcome to the show.

This is going to be a good episode.

I'm going to talk a little about sort of human nature and look back at COVID and discuss the fact that if something is serious and outrageous as COVID isn't going to wake people, then there's really no reason to believe that anything could ever wake them.

And for people who don't know me, I'm a lawyer. I've practiced for more than 35 years. I'm America's most trusted beloved lawyer because I tell people the truth.

And the truth is I was a constitutional conservative, a believer in all of the fantasies about the system and the founders and the brilliance of the document and the three co-equal branches and on and on.

I believed all that stupid shit for years and years and years.

Ran around like a fool promoting it and defending it. And then about 25 years ago I got the

internet. And in fairly short order, I started figuring out I'd been completely conned.

It's a griff to keep me on a taxpaying plantation. And when I figured that out, I became

self-certified as a master practitioner, and I don't need constitutional

conservatives anymore. I've also given myself a lifetime achievement award for the hundreds and

hundreds of timeless podcasts I've made. I got a Presidential Medal of Freedom for playing

Mr. Jones in Jones Plantation, and I got a Nobel Peace Prize for playing Natty in Barnum World for all the

work I did bringing the world together. And I love making fun of things like that and credentials

because that system is a control system where they force people to memorize and regurgitate

official them. And that's just a

huge pack of lies. But if you don't do it properly, you can't get a credential or a license or a

presidential Medal of Freedom and you're not an expert. That's how they control it all. They

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