I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately.

It's that time of year.

And according to a study done by the University of Arizona,

they discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.

I heard your mama has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.

That's true. That's true. I dated her mama. And you know what?

Sorry, I'm Sorry. All right.

One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.

Did you say vampire?

Oh, no. It's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this.

Uh-huh, right. And ruin their cloaks.

Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania?

Because of the Euro.

Gotham Sports Network presents NYG Weekly. We are back.

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Ethan White is here with you once again.

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is falling apart. Free agency, though, bringing us back to life. Weiss, it has been more than a

minute. It's been a few minutes. We have not spoken.

We have not recorded in a while.

I'm shocked I got through that intro in one take.

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