Saw bones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Wow.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Saw bones, a metal tour of misguided medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

Boy, does it feel good to be in 2021?

And I'm Sydney McAroy. I would like to remind you that time is an artificial construct.

That is not now Sydney. That is not how you actually feel. You said to me yesterday. You said, I said, you know, I know it's just a day rolling over counter, but you said, you know, you said, tell people.

I said, I said that it may just be a symbol, but symbols are important to the human brain, and I have a human brain.

So there it is.

Yes. Now I was just being a contrarian. I don't be a contrarian. We haven't only left that in 2020. This is 2021. It's a bold new future.

It's just early and the kids were very loud this morning. Oh my god. They were so loud. They were they especially loud.

Especially loud. Or we drink especially too much champagne last night. There's too much champagne last night. And in 2021, our children, it turns out their volume got turned up.

Is it a holiday? They're living out loud.

It was a holiday for Burger King this morning when I tried to go through the drive through it's Burger King for Taco Bell. But it's not a holiday for Saw bones. We don't get to take a break, except for last week when we took a break.

But not now.

No, not really.

Jolly pirate donuts.

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