Cousin Ronda Cracks Jokes With The Junks
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you're hanging with us at the Starbird later tonight and tomorrow, |
| 0:03.6 | be sure to try the official cocktails of the junkies Beach Bash, |
| 0:07.2 | presented by Surfside iced teas and lemonade, |
| 0:09.4 | and new from the makers of Surfside, |
| 0:12.4 | super light vodka plus aid inspired by classic sports drink flavors. |
| 0:18.5 | Give those a try because we will be and so should you. |
| 0:22.0 | All right. We tracked Rhonda down. Drabby called her. Of course she's up. I assume she was up. |
| 0:30.1 | Ronda. Cousin Ronna. She's been up since about 5.30. |
| 0:34.6 | Maybe earlier. Shot out of a can. Now, hold on, Rhonda. |
| 0:38.0 | Did drab prep you? |
| 0:39.6 | You know you can't curse, right? |
| 0:45.8 | I just want to prep you. |
| 0:47.1 | Well, I'll give you a choice. |
| 0:48.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.1 | No, there ain't no prepping me. |
| 0:51.7 | All right. |
| 0:52.0 | He's got a buzzer. |
| 0:54.1 | You want to tip from the twisted. I know. Just don't curse. That's all. Because the last time I talked to. I'm trying. Yeah. Okay. Cousin Rhonda, what have you been up to lately? Okay. Now, I don't know about the rest of the boys that don't like truck drivers, but I don't know if they have no farmers. Okay. Okay. You knew dad, |
| 1:28.0 | so you knew a farmer, plus your mom's got some family out in Illinois. It's got a farm. Right. And you got, you know me. Right. Whether you boys like me or not, I don't really care. Everyone likes you. I love you, Rob. I I just said don't curse. Just don't curse. That's all. So what have you been up to lately? Are you still driving? Did you hear that? Don't swear. I'm not driving a big truck. No, but I'm going to give you the tips from the twisted first. All right. Or from the peanut section. All right. If you're going to pass a truck, period, a big truck. Tell your kids, if you've got room, make sure you can just go because these foreigners will hit you and keep driving and they may never find them. Okay. All right. Okay. That's Rhonda's point to ponder. Okay. All right. All right. I don't know what that means. I always do that, by the way. Yeah, go ahead. All right. Well, good. See, Rhonda, I have to pull back the curtain a little bit to put some context because, you know, she's wild. What Ron, the, the backstory is Rhonda says, and I don't know. She knows the trucking industry. |
| 2:17.6 | I mean, it's her industry. |
| 2:19.2 | Yeah. |
| 2:19.3 | She knows the industry. She drove us in years. I knew it until four years ago. Right. Did you have a stroke, Rhonda? I can't remember what happened. No, I started. After I retired, I started having seizures and blackouts. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay, so... |
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