Coming up at 745, about 20 minutes from now, Courtney has today's news, including how creepy is it,

and what a Missouri man did to a train seat that he apparently was uncontrollably attracted to.

So that and the rest of the news coming up. Then, for the first time ever,

and sometimes when we do these things, it ends up being the last time ever, dueling savants,

Curtis, with his exhaustive Red Sox knowledge, up against Shime, with his encyclopedic

Pokemon knowledge, a back-to-back, head-to-head.

Curtis and Scheim, dueling savants

at about 8.30 this morning.

And Mike Milbury will join us

at 9 o'clock on a Bruins

Thursday as the

trade deadline gets closer and closer and closer and closer.

Shyam, let's get to this.

It's time for... Larry Byrd's not walking through that door fence.

Would not say that I'm Mona Lisa Fido of a football world.

They want you to cook the dinner.

At least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.

Set it.

Wake up to Dolbandino and have me phasing.

Maybe I'll grill them in the eyes. They said it. I'm just going to say it. Wake up to Dumbandino and have any phasing. Maybe I'll do it in the eyes.

They said it.

I'm just going to say it.

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