Hello and welcome to the Oxfentia D&D podcast. It's a D&D podcast where we listen to all

episodes of the Oxfentia D&D show. I want to say, I'm Jane and I play prudence.

Experience. Yeah, experience. The Oxfentia D&D experience.

Yeah, jump on board. Hang on with both hands. It's a wild ride. I'm Andy and I play

Corazon de Bayena, the human pirate rogue. Welcome. How about Jane and the Oxfentia

experience? Jane and the Oxfentia. No, it should be Corazon's

cool adventures featuring Jane and the others. Okay, cool. Agreed. Let's rebrand it here.

We've got, yeah, this is sufficient. The two of us with sufficient

quorum to make that decision. Yeah, if anyone, if any of the other Oxfentia

ers disagree, say something now, no, cool. Okay, I guess we're good. This is what they get

for never appearing on the podcast. I should invite them more frequently and I

would, except they're also bloody busy. We're bloody busy. No, the two of us, we just sit here

all week waiting for the podcast time to come around again. Don't let them know that we're

currently reclining on a beach in a resort. Yeah, and all you have to do is make one single

podcast a week. It's a really easy sweet life. You know, like a lot of people have a zoom

background of a beach or something. We have to have a fake zoom background of like an office,

so people think of it. Yeah, my messy, messy office. Yeah, it's all, it's all

artificial though. It's all fake. And sometimes just a man with an umbrella drink,

just means into shot. And I'm like, oh, that, that, no, he's, he's an optical illusion.

Yeah, oh, the cabana boy is here. What drinks do you want? That's my delivery driver.

Oh, sorry. I mean, yes, the delivery driver, because I haven't had time to go to the shops

because I've been working so hard. It's what I mean. So I have to get delivery to

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