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Titus Podcast

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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Titus and the gang talk Roe v Wade, Adult Circumcision, and the worst mutilation of all; The Hylinder shaves his beard, and much much more!

Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:11.0

This episode is brought to you by Fields, Solo Stove and Truff Hot Sauce.

0:15.4

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:19.4

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update and if you're watching this right now,

0:25.7

you've been born.

0:26.7

You're out of the womb and alive, so if you're pro-life, your reason is pretty obvious.

0:32.4

And if you're pro-choice and you're watching this, some would say you're a hypocrite.

0:46.2

Yeah, you're alive, but you want to kill a baby, huh?

0:49.0

And we're off.

0:50.0

Now, no fetus is viable until 20 to 24 weeks.

0:53.2

In fact, the youngest fetus ever to survive was 21 weeks.

0:57.3

My opinion is, it's not a baby until it can survive outside the womb.

1:00.8

Your opinion may be it's a baby, a conception, and you would be backed up by, you know, absolutely

1:05.2

nothing.

1:06.2

Not science, not the majority of America, not even the Bible backs you up.

1:10.9

You're what we would call wrong.

1:14.7

Life is hard and I still have trouble being a viable fetus to this day and I'm 2964 weeks.

1:20.3

But none of that matters because whatever you believe, whether you're part of the minority

1:24.8

or the majority opinion, abortion is now illegal in 15 to 25 states.

1:29.6

Thanks to these guys.

1:30.8

This is Coke pubic.

1:32.2

I like beer, a guy who steals napkins from restaurants, the assistant principal, and any

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