4.9 • 996 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | Thanks to Stew Does America, your favorite two psycho idiots are late today. |
0:06.2 | Sorry about that guys. |
0:07.2 | We do love stew, but we don't love being late. |
0:09.9 | That being said, guys, I feel like the news, at least this week, is a gateway drug to depression. |
0:15.8 | It's almost entirely the most depressing exercise to read about what's going on in the world. |
0:21.4 | And you guys know that I'm your favorite pessimist. |
0:23.2 | My name is Sydney Watson. |
0:24.8 | And my name is Elijah Schaefer. |
0:25.8 | We got a lot to cover today, including the fact that China now runs the country. |
0:29.7 | In fact, not only do they run the country, but apparently it turns out most of America |
0:33.8 | is fat if you didn't have eyes. |
0:35.3 | Oh, damn. |
0:36.3 | Are they? |
0:37.3 | I didn't know. |
0:38.3 | That's true. |
0:39.3 | And some sad news as well, including a killer well that committed suicide. |
0:41.3 | That's a true story. |
0:42.3 | I don't know why I'm laughing. |
0:43.8 | Anyway, we are live from Dallas, Texas, and you are here. |
1:00.5 | I love watching Chris. |
1:02.3 | He just jam out to them. |
1:04.4 | She's dancing for anybody who can't see this. |
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