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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Countryfile Are Trying To Annoy Me - 8 Dec 14

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2014

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

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This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:36.4

Morning everybody. Welcome along to your freezing cold Monday morning, free podcast for today.

0:41.5

I had to laugh. Dale sent me another one of those Christmas cards, which I think you can find in most shops.

0:45.8

And it's got Father Christmas standing in front of Rudolph.

0:50.1

Rudolph is up on bricks.

0:52.1

And the caption says, stop in Liverpool, you said, we'll be fine, you said.

0:57.9

inferring, of course, that, you know, in Liverpool they thief everything. I'm surprised that one's not been withdrawn as well.

1:02.6

After the ludicrous idea that a joke about council house people was actually offensive. It was offensive to nobody.

1:12.2

We found a couple of drearys this morning, but as I say, nobody cared about them because you knew

1:15.9

they were liars. They didn't live on council estates at all. Mind you, somebody wrote it,

1:19.4

which we thought was hilarious and was pointed out to me that somebody thought I'd been to

1:22.4

university. How sweet. And apparently I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Well, you know, I wasn't,

1:29.3

but the servants were, which is lovely. Anyway, when do we kick off this morning? Yes, poor old Lauren

1:34.2

Goodyear. She went to Clothes Show live. I've got no idea why. Poor Lauren. I mean, your career's

1:38.6

finished, love. It is absolutely finished. She's got gift sets of all her little products. To be honest with it, give it up now, love. Give it up, really. It's just dreadful. Just dreadful. You were a bad drunk in the celebrity big brother. You weed in the pool. And now all in black looking a bit, you know, with somebody else's hair tacked your head. And what's going on? Interesting enough, though, I turned on the tell you the other day and we got country file. And I like Country File, but we didn't appear to have Matt, well, and not the one I was watching it.

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