Welcome to the Chad Prather Show Monday afternoon. I hope you guys are excited and fired up. I got a little Jesus. Got a little Jesus with me. I just bought 200 of these things, man. You heard me talking about it on the Dear America show. Got a little Jesus. I didn't have him. I didn't have him up here with me. I'm going to put him. Hang on, man. Let me get my remote control here.

My thing's about to turn off.

Y'all just bear with me, man.

I'm self-producing this show over here.

And my remote controls don't work.

And I'm just trying to figure it out without pulling my hair out.

And I ain't got no hair left the chat and send me a little comment.

Tell me about it.

We'll read your super chat if you give us, I don't know, a couple of dollars, five dollars.

I don't know how all that stuff works, but you guys seem to do it on Dear America for Graham.

Graham gave himself $100 the last three episodes.

I've seen him do it.

How are you guys doing?

I had a fantastic weekend.

I got to catch you up on this stuff.

Went over to Austin.

I can't even tell you what happened in Austin because other people are going to hear it.

I basically got hoaxed.

I got hoaxed.

And I can't tell you how because I don't want to give anybody any ideas.

And now you guys are going to be teaming with curiosity.

And I just can't make myself tell you publicly what happened to me when I went over to Austin

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