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🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 171 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
| 0:04.8 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
| 0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
| 0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
| 0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
| 0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
| 0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
| 0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
| 0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
| 0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana |
| 1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
| 1:17.5 | Happy folks, welcome to our week long country bear thing. Quick heads up today's episode |
| 1:22.2 | features Mule Talk, goofy getting hit by a car, and Joe Biscopo on a cruise ship. |
| 1:27.2 | Just wanted to warn you, it's country bear jam for week day one on today's podcast The Ride. |
| 1:42.0 | Howdy folks, welcome to the one and only original podcast The Ride country bear |
| 1:58.4 | jamber week, a daily podcast series devoted to the Walt Disney World Tokyo Disneyland and |
| 2:04.8 | dearly departed Disneyland attraction, the country bear jamboree. We made it, we finally did it. |
| 2:11.1 | I'm swinging Scotty Gerdner joined by big Carlson Howdy there. Yes, that's my name. I was |
| 2:19.6 | you know what, I was gonna call you if I was doing the intro like Scoot your scooter Gerdner, I think |
| 2:24.2 | that works because I was trying to think of a name. But anyway, anybody else can be swinging. |
| 2:29.8 | Yeah, I have I have a Jason. Oh, yeah, go. Well, if you accept, I'd love to hear both Jason. I |
| 2:35.0 | wanted to go ahead. Well, maybe we landed on the same thing. Mine was Jason Bonnet Sheridan. |
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