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Ladies and gentlemen, this is the countis speaking we have arrived

Jams Jetsilloettes champagne in the sky

Five premieres and fireworks every single night gold diamonds caviar life is but a dream

When every day you're living and is featured

I am still reeling from hashtag countis and friends you guys I saw it over the weekend

We're gonna talk about the van to pump rules reunion

But first I have to talk about hashtag countis and friends which what a shit show what a shit show

I have never in my life seen anything like it since the last time I went to hashtag and countis and friends

I saw it a year ago and

Literally the exact same show just worse. It's just worse than in a bigger theater. That's the only difference. I

Truly have never seen anything I was shocked

Shocked the wilderness and bedazzled. That's how I would describe the show

It was just countis and when at the Wilton theater

She's touring these large theaters now the first time I saw it was in like a small venue and

This past week when I saw it was at the Wilton, which is like a big theater and I'm telling you she's bamboozled all of us

But we're also enabling her. It's this vicious cycle and

This time I went the Countess and friends

The friends were a very loose term. I don't know who they were

It was just the first time I went they had like Amy Phillips who was wonderful from we all know from Bravo

They even had people from the people's couch, which I remember thinking like you know

I wonder if they just couldn't get like big huge names

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