Counted By The Creator | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.4 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.4 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.6 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services |
| 0:21.9 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home but thanks so much for tuning in today and |
| 0:27.0 | thank you again for coming out I like to start with something funny and I heard about this burglar |
| 0:32.5 | that broke into a house one night as he was stealing the stereo stereo, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching |
| 0:40.0 | you. He froze in his tracks, shined his flashlight, and saw a parrot over in the corner. |
| 0:46.8 | He said, did you say that to me? The parrot said, yes, I'm just trying to warn you. He said, |
| 0:52.5 | warn me. What are you talking about? Who are you? |
| 0:55.2 | The parrot said, my name is Moses. |
| 0:57.9 | The burglar laughed. |
| 0:59.5 | Said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot, Moses? |
| 1:03.1 | The parrot said the same kind of people that would name a 150-pound rotweiler, Jesus. |
| 1:10.6 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:12.4 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:14.2 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:15.7 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:17.5 | I have what it says I have. |
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