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Joel Osteen Podcast

Counted By The Creator | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

You are not limited by your past or by anyone's opinion.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.3

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.4

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.1

Well, God bless you.

0:15.4

It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.6

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services

0:21.9

I promise you we'll make you feel right at home but thanks so much for tuning in today and

0:27.0

thank you again for coming out I like to start with something funny and I heard about this burglar

0:32.5

that broke into a house one night as he was stealing the stereo stereo, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching

0:40.0

you. He froze in his tracks, shined his flashlight, and saw a parrot over in the corner.

0:46.8

He said, did you say that to me? The parrot said, yes, I'm just trying to warn you. He said,

0:52.5

warn me. What are you talking about? Who are you?

0:55.2

The parrot said, my name is Moses.

0:57.9

The burglar laughed.

0:59.5

Said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot, Moses?

1:03.1

The parrot said the same kind of people that would name a 150-pound rotweiler, Jesus.

1:10.6

Hold up your Bible.

1:12.4

Say it like you mean it.

1:14.2

This is my Bible.

1:15.7

I am what it says I am.

1:17.5

I have what it says I have.

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