Count Flatula

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🗓️ 31 October 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	Will they find a home?
0:01.3	Sponsored by GICO.
0:02.6	Steve is intrigued by the paranormal.
0:04.8	Other worldly spirits really make a house a home, you know?
0:07.1	Janice has different taste.
0:08.8	I'd like my house to not be haunted.
0:10.6	Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle
0:14.2	home in car insurance with GEICO. It's easy and they could save even more. In the end,
0:19.0	Steve and Janice found a renovated Victorian that's only haunted from 9 to 5.
0:23.4	Okay, wife saw him, you gotta bounce.
0:25.2	Buy Steve.
0:27.4	Bundling without compromise at Geico.com.
0:31.2	Coming soon to Bob and Tom Television. He's a 600 year old vampire with a diabolically insatiable appetite for human blood and an offensive gastrointestinal ailment.
0:45.0	He's count flatula.
0:51.0	Once again, I count Fletula am prowling the streets of Stencheylvania.
0:58.0	I am a creature of the night in search of fresh blood. I grow weak. I must drink from this leftover vial of blood. Oh boy that's expired.
1:15.0	that's expired.
1:16.0	Br.
1:17.0	But alas, I see another victim.
1:20.0	Count Vletula shall sneak up on her with stealth-like brows.
1:25.0	She will not even see me coming.
1:27.0	Whohoo, man, that is stank.
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