And there's nothing going on tonight.

We think it's sitting here.

Oh, maybe you just get you in the same time. Michael malice here and let that be your welcome for the next hour.

We got ourselves a major shitlord convention.

I have on the line all the way from across the pond, Count Dankela himself, the legend.

For those who don't know, let me give the brief background, you are basically the only person

I know who lived what I can describe is a Kafka-esque nightmare

because you gain notoriety by teaching a pug which is clearly a symbol of racial purity.

Given how functional they are living in life,

you taught it as a joke to raise his paw and give a Roman salute let's say and as a consequence of this your life got flipped

turned upside down. Yeah that's pretty accurate yeah and I want to walk through the beats because as my listeners know I was born in the Soviet Union.

So I have from a very early age my parents have taught me that when you're dealing with the government it's like

the eye of Sauron it's the best case scenario is it's going to be a nightmare

but to have that nightmare compounded with the absurdity,

it's one thing for them to say you're a drug dealer

when you had a lot of drugs in your house,

you could wrap your head around that.

But this is that my dog, I mean technically the dog should be the one going to jail possibly

I think he's probably off to the gulag pretty soon

ideologically he's pretty far gone. He's beyond saving.

Those pugs, man.

Wait, so...

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