I would argue to rename it to something rude.

What, the Gulf of Trub?

The Gulf of Cocks or something like that.

I don't know. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

Michael Malice here. Let that be a welcome for the next hour. We have with us a really fun returning guest. Fellow shitlord, free speech pioneer Count Dangley. You know him as the guy who went to jail because his pug did the Roman salute. And now he's a live streamer and Supreme Court Justice.

Dank, it's been a year since you've been on the show.

Before we get started, we were supposed to be on a couple of weeks.

Then you got taken out.

Can you tell us if you're okay?

I am fine.

I've got two fractured ribs, and I've also got a broken cartilage between the ribs as well.

I had an amateur fight in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

And the guy was a lot bigger than me.

I started taking his back, which made him panic.

So he just flew back with all of his weight.

And because I was taking his back, my elbow was pointed at motor and ribs,

and when all his weight came down, you heard it back my elbow was pointed at motor and ribs and when all

his weight came down you heard it pop oh god and I did stop and went what the fuck was that but then

I thought oh I'm actually fine because adrenaline's a thing and I did the rest of the round uh went

into the third round one and then it wasn't well I was getting changed. I was

like, ah, that kind of hurts. And then it wasn't, though, I was outside. I was like, that's

fucking excruciating. I've broken something. I'm going to the fucking hospital and the x-rayed me.

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