Good afternoon, Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. We have with us a returning guest a show favorite one of the internet's biggest

biggest shite lords. I think they say over there all the way from Scotland. We have a countenance. Now for people who don't know who you are your claim to fame was you taught your dog your pug or maybe the dog just read some books that you should have read or went on YouTube according to the New York Times one day you're watching Ben Shapiro the next day you're full blown Nazi as Ben himself obviously is. You taught your dog to give a Nazi salute and because of that

you had all sorts of legal issues, including the threat of prison. You refused to back down because you didn't do anything wrong. If anything, the dog should be in prison. What is the latest status of that situation.

Well, it ended up like going through our two-year trial. So my trial lasted twice as long as Neuron Bill. And eventually got found guilty, obviously, and they find me 800 pounds. And I said in the courtroom when I was giving the 800 pounds fine, I'm not going to pay it. I'm not going to pay it. You can come and arrest me. And then there was a lot of back and forth. Eventually I warrant was issued for my arrest because I refused to pay the fine. I wanted to get it over and done with.

So I called the cops on myself and told them where I was. The cops, then no joke said to me, we aren't going to come and arrest you until your name comes up in the computer.

So I couldn't even get arrested. And eventually without notifying me, they just seized the 800 pounds out of my account.

Well, hold on. I like this. If people ever go after us on internet and say, oh, you're not relevant. You don't care. There's an expression here in the States that bitch can't even get arrested. And that actually happened.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I was even on the phone going, I'm literally a wanted criminal. I'm telling you where I am right now. And you won't come and get me.

And the guy was like, yeah, well, you know, non-violent and all that. You'll be fine.

So they took it out of your account. Yeah, they just seized it out of my account. And then we started the process of going through all the appeals and all the different courts.

Yeah, we went to first it was the sheriff appeal court, which is the very bottom one. The first attempt was an outright refusal and they threatened to arrest my lawyer for doing his job.

Holy crap. Wait, wait, hold on. Let's, let's pause there because you know, obviously we're being jovial. That is really crossing a line that I think people in the West are not appreciative of how scary that is.

Because if you were threatening people's lawyers, you know, there was a case here in the States where they flip Trump's lawyer and everyone was kind of applauding.

And then you have to take a step back like, whoa, whoa, if you're breaking attorney client privilege, what is this going to mean for like four people?

What is this going to mean for, you know, all sorts of situations where someone wants to talk freely to their attorney with having that knowledge that they're in a secure place and that attorney will strategize with you in our kind of adversarial legal system to protect that person's rights.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. And it was just like my lawyer was kind of freaking out about it. And he was he was saying, like, in 25 years, I have never had that. I have never had like judges threaten me for doing my job.

And all right. So yeah, that was kind of scary. Even my loyal was quite he was quite rattled. Yeah, either. But then the second appeal was just an outright refusal at the sheriff appeal court. Never went to that. We went to the high court.

And that would be a reminder that each of these like the legal system being the amazing well oiled machine that it is.

All of this is like six months apart because that's how long it takes the stuff. So like six months later, we submitted to the high high court.

They sat on it for about three months before deciding that they wouldn't even hear it. We wouldn't even get a foot in the door. It was just an immediate rejection.

Then we went to the Supreme Court. So that was another six months. And that was again, wouldn't even hear it immediate rejection. And we went, okay, well, we've

Exhausted all of the remedies that we have in the UK. So now it's time to go to the European Court of Human Rights. Holy crap. Okay. You went to the EU.

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