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Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)

Count Binface (Retro) - "House of Losers"

Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)

British Comedy Guide

Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts, Tv & Film

4.75.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

#543 House of Losers - Richard has had a worrying dream, but what can it all mean? His guest is an alien from outer space and not a man in an impressive but ridiculous costume, the artist formerly known as Lord Buckethead, Count Binface. They discuss his reasons for travelling light years to take on sitting Prime Ministers in UK elections, some of his excellent policies involving hand dryers and Ceefax, whether snooker is already in 3 dimensions, losing a bind, whether old people should lose the vote, improving the House of Lords and how the UK’s future span out of control due to the Olympic opening ceremony and a bacon sandwich. Will Count Binface become Mayor of Croydon? Watch this (outer) space.


Check out the Count’s live dates on his website, and vote for him in Clacton on 13 August if you can https://www.countbinface.com/


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0:00.0

Hi, Richard Herring here. Thanks for downloading my podcast. Now, you may have heard on the grown-up news that I've not been very well. I'm feeling fine. I'm sort of in the middle of treatment for very minor cancer. It's not curable, but it's completely treatable. So please don't worry about me. In the meantime, if you want to become a badger, this is an excellent time to support us at gofastestripe.com slash badges. If you would like to buy a thank you Moriati t-shirt from Rich and Alley's Craven Newsround, then head to go fasterstripe.com. And you should be able to find them on there. They're only going to be available for a couple of

0:37.6

weeks and we'll print them all up at once when we find out what the demand is. But if you enjoy

0:42.5

that podcast, particularly, that's a great way to pay us back for that. Look, I'm still coming to the

0:48.0

Edinburgh Fringe unless something goes horrifically wrong. In August, from I think the

0:53.8

sixth to the 16th, go to richardine.com slash for

0:59.1

Hellasper. You can see all the dates and the guests confirmed so far who are Mike Wozniak,

1:05.8

Susie McCabe and Flo and Joan. There are some big names to come, I'm sure. I'm aiming very high with this.

1:13.0

And I will be giving some recommends of people you should be going to see at the fringe through

1:17.2

interviews over the next few weeks as well. Anyway, thank you very much. Let's sit back.

1:23.2

Thanks to all the lovely messages I've had from you guys and it's lovely to know how much these

1:26.6

podcasts mean to you.

1:28.5

And that's worth more than money. I mean, obviously it doesn't keep us going. But thank you very much for the love you've been giving us and very much appreciate. And I'll do my best to carry on doing these until I get bored.

1:39.6

Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy another podcast from the head and mouth of R.K. Herring.

1:46.5

Hello, I'm Richard Herring and I'm Richard Herring. I look exactly like this, as you can tell. He

1:51.6

looked the same. Yeah, that's good. I'm 59 years old today. I'm delighted about that. Come and see,

1:58.8

oh shit, I'm 60 in about a year's time, I expect.

2:01.8

Anyway, welcome to another retro Rahalesterba, a chance to catch up on stuff you missed,

2:06.4

or to share with friends, or to watch again. We thought we'd put this one out a bit out of order,

2:10.8

just because it's become mildly topical. This is with Camp Binface. If you are in Clacton,

2:19.9

and if you're watching this, you probably will vote for Camp Binface anyway, but I hope you will use your vote wisely. I have to remain impartial,

2:26.1

but Nigel Farage is just the worst human being there has ever been. So please vote for Camp

2:30.9

Binface. I hope you enjoy these. If you want to become a badger, go fasterstripe.com slash badges.

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