Could You Handle $2 Billion?

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Ross Bolen and Jared Borislow discuss Ted Cruz being whacked with a White Claw, a zoo sleepover gone wrong, Ralph Lauren redesigning the Polo logo for the first time ever, the $2 billion Powerball winner, a legless fighter pilot, and more!

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0:00.0	Ross monet lag.
0:02.1	You better rest?
0:15.0	Broadway you bad by
0:46.5	I'm gonna go for it.
0:53.5	Welcome back for another episode of the Ross Bowling podcast.
1:00.8	I am Ross Bowling here today with Jared Boroslow aka J-Bone.
1:05.3	Jared, how are you?
1:06.3	I'm good.
1:07.3	AKA J-Vote.
1:08.3	Oh yeah?
1:09.3	Did you rock the vote today?
1:11.3	Yeah, I cocked the vote with my penis.
1:14.0	That's, I voted what?
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	I think that's legal, sir.
1:17.9	Are you implying that you took out your genitals and placed them on the voting machine?
1:22.9	Yeah, well, you know, they was the weight of that thing enough to get the button to even
1:26.4	recognize it.
1:27.4	You know how back there in Kobe they gave out the little finger condoms.
1:30.2	Yeah, that was sick actually.
1:31.2	I really like today when I left the polling center, the first thing I thought was man, my
1:36.0	finger might have an STD right now and I don't like that.
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