Could you get away with murder?
NO SUCH THING
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4.6 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Nearly half of homicide cases go unsolved in the US, and in today's episode, the boys try and get to the bottom of why that is. Joining NO SUCH THING this week are criminologist Dr. Brian Forst and homicide detective Chris McDonough. After learning about the importance of "community policing," Manny makes Noah and Devan concoct plans to whack each other, and presents said plans to the detective to see if they might get away with it.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, Manny here from No Such Thing. We are so excited to share that No Such Thing was named |
| 0:05.7 | one of Apple Podcasts' best shows of 2025. If you've already been listening, thank you so much for |
| 0:11.5 | being a part of the No Such Thing community, and definitely keep emailing us. We love chatting with you |
| 0:16.6 | all. If you're new to No Such Thing, do yourself a favor and go through our catalog because |
| 0:21.7 | none of it is outdated. Each episode is a banger, so be sure to go check that out. After that, |
| 0:26.9 | make sure you check out the full best of 2025 collection in the Apple Podcast app. And finally, |
| 0:33.3 | enjoy this week's episode. |
| 0:36.6 | I'm Annie. I'm Noah. This is Devin. |
| 0:38.9 | And this is no such thing, the show where we settle our dumb arguments and yours by actually doing the research. |
| 0:45.4 | On today's episode, we're going to find out how easy it is to get away with murder. |
| 0:50.2 | I'm going to talk to a criminologist, and then I'm going to have Devin and Noah present their plans to kill each other to a former detective. |
| 0:57.4 | So that's my plan. What are your initial reactions there? |
| 1:00.1 | Well, first of all, it's messed up, but... |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.6 | There's no such thing. |
| 1:08.2 | No such thing. |
| 1:11.1 | No such thing. No such thing. No such thing. |
| 1:14.1 | No such thing. |
| 1:14.9 | No such thing. |
| 1:16.9 | No such thing. |
| 1:22.9 | All right, fellas. |
| 1:24.3 | I was watching some stand-up recently, and I came across something that has to do with this episode, |
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