And now it's time for who smarted.

And stepping to the plate is number seven, Bobby Bobinski, also known as Little Bob.

He may only be five foot two, but he can sure hit a baseball.

Ooh, but not today.

That's strike three. He's out.

Pts, hey, smarty pants. If you couldn't tell, I'm in a baseball game. And I got to say,

while baseball is cool and all, it can be a little slow and kind of repetitive.

Oh, that's strike three. If you're a fan of hitting, today is not your day.

And while the snacks are fun, I just kind of wish we were watching a crazier sport, or a faster sport,

or one that's just plain weird. But there's no sports like that out there, right smarty pants?

You are so wrong about that, trusty?

Wait, is the announcer talking to me?

Why, yes, of course I'm talking to you.

It's me, Chet Nickerson.

Oh, hey, Chet.

I didn't realize it was you calling the game.

Also, shouldn't you be calling the game?

Eh, there isn't much to do.

Everyone just keeps striking out.

But to answer your question, there are lots of weird and crazy sports out there, trusty.

Oh, really?

Like what?

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