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Welcome, welcome! Neptune, Uranus, looking sharp and blow tonight.

Maybe check with each other before you leave the house next time.

My goodness, Saturn, your rings look so cool.

Yes, they are, Jupiter, negative 333 degrees Fahrenheit, to be precise.

Haha, always a charmer.

Psst, hey, smarty pants. We've traveled back in time. Some 400 years, give or take,

a century. You're hearing sounds from a giant party in the solar system,

hosted by the biggest planet of the bunch, none other than Jupiter.

Pluto, what's up, you good?

I don't know, Jupiter. I feel like I don't belong here.

Ah, come on, all the planets love you. Trust me, you got nothing to worry about.

Really? Thanks, Jupiter.

Poor kid, I don't have the heart to tell him.

Right now, Jupiter is the life of the party, but that's all about to change.

Listen.

Mother Earth, looking as lovely as always, has life treated you.

Honestly, I'm feeling a little bothered. These humans living on me are digging, exploring,

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