Cougar Puberty

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	Hey everyone. Welcome to the idiot podcast starring this idiot right here. This ovulating idiot. I'm an
0:17.0	ovulating idiot right now. Yo, I just don't remember this ovulation period being so extreme.
0:26.1	And it's probably, you're all going to say,
0:28.7	it's because you're getting older.
0:29.9	It's because you're getting older past 35.
0:31.8	Everything changes, Laura.
0:33.9	Don't you know I'm just a 25 year old girl born in 1986?
0:37.5	Leave me alone. I'm just a 25-year-old girl born in 1986? Leave me alone.
0:39.2	I'm just a teenager.
0:41.9	But, you know, more than horny, because I'm normally really horny during ovulation,
0:45.8	and I'm still horny.
0:46.6	I literally got turned on by a cactus on my morning walk the other day.
0:50.5	It looked like it was very phallic, and just saw it and immediately, there was an ad for
0:59.3	a baguette on Instagram and I almost came. Hey mom, if you're watching, I know you're proud of me.
1:14.5	But beyond my horniness, I can't stop eating.
1:22.8	And I think my testosterone is up because I just find myself going,
1:26.0	ugh.
1:30.3	Good. And I think my testosterone is up because I just find myself going, oh, good.
1:41.8	Oh, I think it's, um, my testosterone's up, but also I'm not working out. I'm not working out because I fucking fell into a pile of hard suitcases at
1:50.2	T.J. Max on purpose. We talked about this last week. I'm not going to go over it again. I fell into a
1:58.8	stack of fucking suitcases at T.J. Max on purpose. And my hip is still messed up. And no,
2:06.2	I haven't been to the doctor. But I'm going to because all of y'all are yelling at me to go.
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