Couch Pilots S19 Ep 02 DEAR DIARY
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Bryan, Carlyn and Tim
3.5 • 675 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2019
⏱️ 108 minutes
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S19 EP02 “DEAR DIARY”
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The Captains have returning guest Amanda from @challengedGN She is here and damn do we have a good time! We review #deardiary a failed pilot from 1996. We even help her plan a bachelorette party. I promise this is a Top 10 episode here at CP. Come fly the friendly skies with us.
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| 0:00.0 | And you know that's |
| 0:07.0 | And you know that it's couch pilots. |
| 0:24.4 | All of you are my friends. |
| 0:26.8 | It's the show that dares to fly into the unknown territory of awful television. |
| 0:31.3 | Pilots of the Past. |
| 0:32.8 | My name is Jason, and with me as always is my journal entry man. |
| 0:36.0 | His name is Captain Philip Pressure. Good evening my journal entry man his name is captain philip |
| 0:37.8 | pressisher good evening dear diary yet another day has gone by where i've somehow made it through |
| 0:46.4 | this horrible life i wish i could go back to the days where i just wanted to run free in the fields |
| 0:55.0 | with just my diaper on |
| 0:57.1 | and fuck some hot whores. |
| 1:00.4 | But no. |
| 1:01.9 | I've got a mortgage. |
| 1:03.4 | I've got lawns to be low. |
| 1:05.6 | I've got a pool that I vacuum in the rain. |
| 1:09.4 | Please God. |
| 1:10.7 | Kill me quickly. |
| 1:12.5 | I beg a be you. |
| 1:16.1 | Oh, sorry. |
| 1:16.9 | I heard that. |
| 1:17.7 | That was out loud. |
| 1:18.6 | Diary entry over. |
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