Costco vs. Sam’s Club Food Court

A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich

Mythical

Arts, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Food

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Today, Josh and Nicole are comparing Costco's food court to Sam's Club. Which store loves you the most? Leave us a voicemail at (833) DOG-POD1 Check out the video version of this podcast: http://youtube.com/@mythicalkitchen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:34.5	Welcome to Costco. I love you.
0:36.5	Welcome to Sam's Club. I just don't think we're there yet.
0:40.3	I mean, I've been loving getting to know you. I think we've had some really awesome times together, but frankly, it's the emotional availability that I have right now isn't commensurate to your level of attachment.
0:51.3	And no, no, no, no, I'm not putting this on you.
0:54.6	Really, it's, it's me.
0:56.1	I just, I've been burnt before.
0:59.1	Like a hot dog on a roller.
1:00.9	I don't know that I'm ready yet to love again.
1:05.1	This is a hot dog is a sandwich.
1:08.0	Cetchup is a smoothie.
1:09.0	Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what?
1:10.8	That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what? That makes no sense.
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