Costco Conspiracy Theories and WE MOVED!

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, True Crime, Tv & Film

4.9 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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SKIP TO COSTCO THEORIES 58:41 In this episode we dive deep into the theories about Americas favorite warehouse!! We also fall down a rabbit hole about one of the craziest rollercoasters in the world! SQUARESPACE!!! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/GROWER to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code GROWER ROCKET MONEY!!! Try Rocket Money for free or unlock more features with premium: https://RocketMoney.com/grower Sponsor The Shane Dawson Podcast: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/the-shane-dawson-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, first of all, I saw so many reels of this, people going to Costco and comparing
0:06.7	and they're like, it's the same.
0:08.2	It looks the same.
0:09.0	It looks the same.
0:11.3	It literally is like the same thing, but you can get it for $10 versus $120.
0:15.2	Wow.
0:15.5	So they basically like, it's almost like the mafia like musseling people into their own brand.
0:20.6	But, but they get free samples.
0:23.0	And that should be...
0:24.5	And the hot dogs are cheap.
0:30.7	Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell is.
0:32.8	Our new home edition.
0:35.1	Woo!
0:37.2	I am freaking out.
0:39.2	This is crazy.
0:40.4	I cannot believe it's finally happening.
0:42.8	How are we feeling?
0:43.8	Okay, before I get into that, don't judge us too much.
0:46.9	This is a work in progress, just like I say in therapy.
0:49.7	Aren't we all?
0:50.6	So as you might see, Jared, he has a trash can pretending it's a piece of furniture.
0:56.0	But it looks good. That's the idea. You know what I mean? Well, we'll leave it up to you guys to catch
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