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Don't Blame Me!

Costal Elite Set the Standard

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week of DBM, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice to someone who found their engagement ring and is unsure if they want to get married, and receive an update from the caller whose friend thought everyone was flirting with her, including the caller. They also discuss local, the Kevin Hart Roast, Melisa's new hair, Meghan's healing hand, and GO TO THE DOCTOR. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple  Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:09.8

Hello, everyone.

0:12.9

You have to turn on the video for this because somebody is debuting.

0:18.0

Like, if you were a pop star, this would be the sign of a new era, a new album. Yeah, I mean, it's a new era for me anyway, but... 100%. It is the cutest hair cut I've ever seen, the cutest hair color. Woo! Look at that. Now everybody's going to have to go to the video. I know, because I haven't even posted on social media yet, because I was out weekend but it was it was dark outside and it

0:39.2

wasn't going to give what it needed to give so and then take any pictures so you guys are getting

0:45.7

the first if I haven't posted over the weekend that I don't think I will because I'm not going anywhere

0:49.8

it's so cute we need to do a little photo shoot with your hair a debut thank you I'm. I'm obsessed with it. Did you say she's toning it again? Do you want to do that?

0:57.7

I don't want her to tone it. I told her. I don't want her to. I like this color. I really love this color. Yeah. This is, this is on a yacht hair. yeah shaking your ass on a fucking yacht oh my god i love it and with the lips like everything is like

1:12.2

it's so fucking cute and, you're very ready for summer. Mm-hmm. I've been getting my lashes done, too. Wait. Shut up. When did you? That start. Two weeks ago. You've seen me since. Not in person. So, like, you know, yeah. I know. Like, my eyelashes are, you can't really see them as it is. It's our eyes. It's the angle of both of our, we have the same eyes. It's the angle of our eyes and like how we film. Like, you can't tell what if we have new mascara, we have no mascara lashes. But no, now that you pointed out, I can definitely see some more definition. Yeah. I think I'm going to get bigger in it when I get a fill. I wanted to see. I got just the natural ones just to see how it look on camera. That's not big enough, so I'm going to get more. I think Lily, like, fully applies to strip lash for on camera. And I was like, that's a dedication that, like, I just, like, do not fucking have. No.

2:03.6

These are. I think Lily, like, fully applies a strip lash for on camera. And I was like, that's a dedication that, like, I just, like, do not fucking have.

2:04.0

No.

2:18.8

These are so easy. Like... I've never learned how to do a strip lash either. No, I can't. I can't. I fully can't do it. It's not a skill that I have. And, you know, again, in the same way that, you know, I go to a mechanic to fix my car.

2:19.7

I go to a mechanic to fix my car, I go to a lashton, a tishin, I don't know what thing, lash tech to do my lashes because that's their job.

2:28.3

No, that, that's their job. That's the rule now. Like, they are just, that's what they're

2:33.6

supposed to do. And, like, that's what they're supposed to do.

2:34.7

And like, that's not my calling. And like, who am I? Who am I to like to tread over the training and like the skill set that you have and be like, I can just do this myself?

2:44.4

Right. And I also like I can't, I've never been able to get a full eye exam because when they do that little, I can't keep my eyes open. So what am I supposed to do like on my own? I always wonder that I'm like, is the test like can, if you can keep your eye open and like technically you have failed? Because I'm like, I don't know how. I don't know. Unless you numb my, when I found out when I got LASIC, when they put these numbing eye drops in my and they were like, and, and it, you just won't blink. And I was like, no, I think I'll blink. They're like, no, no, you blinking is like a subconscious thing that you do because your eyes start to feel dry. You will not blink if your eyes are numb. And I was like, are you sure? Also, if something's coming at your eye, I don't understand how a puff of air, you're not going to close your eyes. Totally. But then I also thought, I'm like, once I found out there were numbing eye drops, I'm like, okay, if they really needed you keep your eye open, they would have put those drops in your eye. Right. So I have questions. But I love your hair. everyone go watch the video version of this. It's just,

3:43.5

you can watch on Patreon. You can't see. Let me show the highlight. No, it's so good. I love it.

3:51.2

Oh my God, I love it. I love it. I love it. It's so fucking cute. It's going to look so cute no matter what you do, like how you style it too.

4:00.1

Like that's what I love about highlights is because like once everybody has natural highlights from like going out in the sun.

4:05.9

But like once you add the chemical ones, then when you like put your hair up in ways that like the hair doesn't naturally hit the sun, you have that definition.

4:12.9

And it's so fun. Yeah. Hell yeah. I told y'all that, you know, I'd be looking different. And I told Megan she would see it first. And that's all I asked for. All I asked for was I need to be able to say it first. And I got a text right as soon as you finished your very long hair appointment. And I was like, oh I fucking love it yeah sorry for the live stream well hey beauty takes time guys I mean we

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