Cost-Per-Nut Analytics | Circling Back 5-27-26

Circling Back

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4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Dave does his data center impression, we hear from masturbation consultants, Guy Fieri might be a fraud, someone did a cost-per-nut analysis, and Wemby is ordering hits. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (11:25) Masturbation Consultants • (30:10) Let’s talk Guy Fieri • (43:35) Cost Per Nut Analysis • (56:50) Wemby ordering hits? Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to ⁠⁠https://meridianputters.com/⁠⁠ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Poncho: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Earlybird: Get 20% OFF your order with code WASHED at https://earlybirdcbd.com/ - Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're at all ranchos,
0:11.0	Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos,
0:13.0	Mattel Ranchos.
0:18.0	We're back.
0:40.9	Wednesday morning. Welcome to the show. It's a circling back podcast. My name is David. And man, we're all just still reeling from the Patreon episode yesterday. Had a lot of people reach out and say, wow, something it was so good and to those people i would say yeah bachelor party uh week it delivered you should check it out
0:48.1	a few people hopped on you said check it out some new signups oh we had some people signing out we got to see what all the fuss is
0:55.9	about speaking of fussing randall trombacky hi dave i'm going to use my intro to give a special shout
1:04.5	out to the backards that just uh stop by uh mark and ellie thank you for the breakfast tacos. So much thanks I have to give because
1:14.0	the ham one, I didn't know that they had a taco deli. That is not my new favorite breakfast
1:18.9	tacos. It was like a homo or something like that. It was delicious. What was it again? What
1:24.4	did you think it was called? I think it's like I thought it was like J-O-M-O-N-C-I-T-O or something. Hamon. Hamocito.
1:31.9	Hamon. I did not know they had that. I think that's what's called. I had a, an auto,
1:36.2	which is good, uh, refried black beans, bacon, avocado, cheese. It's a great one
1:47.1	I had one as well and I enjoyed it I would like to point out however that we don't
1:50.6	expect gifts when you guys show up to say hi you don't have to bring tacos or
1:56.0	Guinness or whatever you can come say hi We do appreciate the stuff that you bring.
2:02.0	We're gonna eat it.
2:03.3	If you do bring stuff, make sure you bring a low sugar option
2:05.7	for Dylan.
2:06.5	Yes, that would greatly appreciate.
2:08.5	It was the haman suavacito.
2:11.5	Hamon suavacito.
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