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one and all today, another week here at the Damage Board. Me, John Darilla and Monday's co-host, J.R. Jackson. How's it going, Jayr? What's going on, John? Hey, yo, it's Monday, best damn day of the week. My hour just went by so fast, I feel like it was 15 minutes, bro. I had four things planned, I got to three, and I even skipped the back end of the third. Mondays are the days when you over prepare and then wish that you hadn't. You got to three things in an hour long live stream. How many videos are you responding to? Oh, come on. That's crazy. You must have a lot of time. If I count them, it might be around 25 to 30. Oh my God, that is so much. Okay, well, this is really a watch party. Think about my pre-show prep, John. I mean, just consider that. Geez, okay. Well, I'm excited to have you here, especially because you're obviously warmed up and ready to go. I mean, while I'm feeling, I don't know, like, a little bit weird. I didn't do the show on Friday here. I did it at the studio and I was off on a trip for a couple days. So like, I just feel kind of out of sorts. I don't know. I feel weird. Anybody, this is just like, this is my quick old man thing. I don't know if it was the very minimal workout I had a couple days ago, or if it's literally

just that my pillow is too big, but I have massive neck and upper back and shoulder

pain and nothing I've done warrants it.

I don't know which is more embarrassing that a minimal amount of lateral raises would have

done it or that just my pillow too thick. But either way, I'm in a lot of pain and I can't really turn my head, which I have to because the rundown's all the way over here. But anyway, I think that's probably enough winding to start the week, you think? I think so, but I'm gonna give you the source of your issues. It's age, bro. Yeah, that's probably what it is.

It'll continue to betray you.

It'll continue to be mad when you reach for something.

You're gonna reach for something in the top shelf of the cabin and go, oh.

Oh, no, no.

That totally happens now.

It's a big deal.

My daughter was in an indoor playground.

She went into like the tubes, the tunnels and she got lost and scared.

I had to go in there.

This was not a banner moment for my body trying to get through these not even small tunnels.

They're not that tight.

And God help me anyway.

So yeah, I'm absolutely falling apart. But yes, age is definitely the thing.

So we're in an age of insanity, bringing it back to the rundown.

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