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Podcast: The Ride

Cosmic Bowling with Pat Cassels

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Leisure, Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Some genius decided to spruce up ’90s bowling with lasers, fog, and a ton of blacklight crap. Thank you, whoever you are!

Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Good Sports) returns to thank this mysterious stranger too!


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0:33.5

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0:35.9

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0:37.9

Warning, the following podcast is not your daddy's... Forever. Dog. Warning.

0:39.2

The following podcast is not your daddy's podcast.

0:42.8

It contains attitude, lasers, words spelled with Z instead of S, straight to DVD heists,

0:50.9

and real-life heists involving our guest, Pat Castles, who flips the blacklight

0:56.3

that turns bowling into cosmic bowling on podcast The Rine. Welcome to Podcast the Ride, where we've always believed that raves would be a little more appropriate if they involved less E and more B bowling, that is.

1:33.4

I'm Scott Gardner. There's my Carlson. Hello.

1:36.3

I'm here, and I say that to myself quietly every morning when I wake up, you know, because I like, you know, we know I like a big, dushy party, colorful lights, but what would make that better bowling, of course. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You love colorful light. This is one thing that we know. The more colorful, the lights, the better. One of the top five things people know about me is that I love colorful lights. I himself is a colorful light into the world, uh, in and of himself via his love of colorful

2:07.4

lights. Are you saying maybe everyone likes colorful lights?

2:10.7

It's kind of, it sounded a little generic the way, and that your, the list was do she party one.

2:16.5

Colorful lights, too.

2:17.9

I like here.

2:18.2

Which the two are not necessarily in the same umbrella.

2:22.0

I also like delicious food.

2:24.4

I also like when the sun is out and it's not too hot.

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