Correspondents' Dinner Chaos: Attempted Assassination Ruins Comedic Roast Ep 787
The Kyle Seraphin Show
Kyle Seraphin
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🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 113 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower an American patriot. |
| 0:12.6 | Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for comforting lies. |
| 0:18.1 | Here is Civil Liberties enthusiasts, Second Amendment Defender, and recovering FBI agent, |
| 0:24.4 | Kyle Serafin. |
| 0:34.7 | Well, hello, my friends. |
| 0:36.4 | Welcome to the Kyle Serafinn show. Today is Monday. It is April 27th. And my request |
| 0:41.5 | and my prayer that we get a weekend without like a ton of crazy news, uh, went unanswered this |
| 0:49.6 | particular weekend. It was a very busy weekend in the news cycle, so we've got a bunch of stuff to catch up on. |
| 0:55.1 | If you've been under a rock for the last couple days, first of all, God bless you. I think that's amazing. |
| 0:58.8 | I wish I was doing the same thing. |
| 1:02.3 | Donald Trump had a third assassination attempt against him. |
| 1:07.7 | A lot of people's opinions about what that looks like because it was very strange, as is so often the case when these things go down. |
| 1:15.1 | A guy decided to travel from California to Washington, D.C., using a shotgun and a couple of handguns, |
| 1:21.0 | staying in the hotel a day before, and made it very close to the security perimeter of the White House Correspondence Dinner, |
| 1:29.8 | which is typically a comedic roast and kind of a good time, I guess. |
| 1:32.9 | They call it the nerd prom. |
| 1:34.4 | Everybody that's in the news business goes and gets their own little party going on. |
| 1:38.3 | And then they go and they hang out and they yuck it up about how great they are |
| 1:41.8 | and how funny they are and how important the work that |
| 1:44.7 | they do is and then they kind of have this moment where a lot of people show up. We had a near |
| 1:50.3 | extinction level decapitation potential because almost everybody in our cabinet, we had the |
| 1:57.3 | president, the vice president, we had the speaker of the house. We had secretary of defense and state and homeland security. We had a couple of others. I'm trying |
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