Correspondent Spotlight: The Best of Ed Helms
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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🗓️ 21 August 2023
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.0 | Another issue dear to the hearts of American is the right to bear arms. |
| 0:12.0 | But how secure is that right? |
| 0:14.0 | Well, our own Ed Helms recently traveled to Arizona to find out. |
| 0:18.0 | Arizona State Legislator Randy Graff values our second amendment right to bear arms. |
| 0:24.0 | And I don't see why that right should be abridged while you're doing just about anything. |
| 0:29.0 | So he proposed a bill that would close a bizarre loophole in Arizona law. |
| 0:35.0 | Senate Bill 1210 is a very simple measure that would change our Arizona statutes. |
| 0:41.0 | A lot of the carrier weapons and two establishments that serve alcohol. |
| 0:45.0 | You heard him right. For some insane reason bars in Arizona are currently gun-free. |
| 0:52.0 | Is there anything more terrifying than a room full of people without guns? |
| 0:58.0 | I guess what would be more terrifying would be a room full of people not allowed to have guns. |
| 1:06.0 | I just got chills. |
| 1:08.0 | Graff's bill to allow guns and bars has already passed the House. |
| 1:13.0 | But even common sense ideas have their opponents, like Democratic Representative John Laredo. |
| 1:20.0 | When people drink we don't allow them to drive. Why? |
| 1:23.0 | Well, because their motor skills are inhibited and their judgment is inhibited. |
| 1:28.0 | Drinking and driving is illegal because cars can crash and kill people. |
| 1:34.0 | A gun is hardly a car. |
| 1:37.0 | A gun is more dangerous than a car if you've got alcohol involved. |
| 1:42.0 | So I'm just saying that guns and bars shouldn't be allowed with alcohol. |
| 1:49.0 | There's no need to shout, okay? They're shouting at me. |
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