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In the year 2021, late night talk show host Seth Myers unleashed the full fury of the internet

with the utterance of a single word.

Legos.

These are the stories of one man's descent into the bowels of the internet

and his courage to take on the most dangerous people on earth, YouTube commenters.

Recorded every Thursday after the audience has left Studio H.G.

and witnessed only by scattered members of the late night staff and crew.

This is Corrections, the podcast.

Corrections, episode 77, week of Monday, March 27th, 2023.

A pizza slice is not a triangle. It is a sector because the short side is an arc. I said I've come to terms of the fact that I'm never going to say Eureka in a moment of Discovery, then I had to clarify because, and these are my words,

I said some eagle-eyed viewers, caught that I had said Eureka in a previous corrections and then a bunch you piled on and said it actually wouldn't require eagle eyes because it would be something that we heard.

Unless the volume was down and you were

watching the closed captioning you burnt. We said that based on the

regularity with which he commits crimes it would not be surprising if on the day he announced he was running for president

Donald Trump shoplifted a pair of earrings from Clairs. We then zoomed in and in his hand a bunch

you said that's actually a 20 pack of earrings from Clairs. So he didn't just steal one pair of earrings he stole 20.

But what if in the world we had built? He paid for 19 and then stole one.

Why do you all have to jump

to the worst case scenario with this man of whom I'm not a fan.

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