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In the year 2021, late night talk show host, Seth Myers, unleashed the full fury of the internet with the utterance of a single word.

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Corrections, Episode 168, Week of Monday, March 9th, 2026.

I did a bit about why are people watching gas station TV, right? Just look at your phone. That's certainly what I do.

And somebody wrote in, people watch gas station TV because they've been told never to use their phone

while pumping gas.

It's possible for the phone's electronics

to generate enough static electricity

to ignite the gas vapor.

Multiple bullets dodged.

I had the thing about a guy when I had cheap gas.

The guy in a horror movie, you know, the old guy in a horror movie,

he's at like the last gas station.

And the graphic, somebody goes, is that the gas station you were thinking

would be in the background?

And I was thinking a solitary pump.

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