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In the year 2021, late night talk show host, Seth Myers, unleashed the full fury of the internet with the utterance of a single word.

Legos.

These are the stories of one man's descent into the bowels of the internet and his courage to take on the most dangerous people on earth.

YouTube commenters.

Recorded every Thursday after the audience has left Studio 8G and witnessed only by scattered members of the late night staff and crew. This is Corrections, the podcast.

Corrections, Episode 162. Week of Monday, January 12th, 2026.

I stood up in a closer look this week, and I walked to sort of look out the window.

And obviously on this show, people don't see me standing that often. And someone wrote in,

Seth has no ass.

Well, let me say to you what I said to our Nana when she backed the cutlass supreme into the garage.

Get your fucking eyes checked.

Obviously, still a little bit sore about Sevengate.

That Sabrina Carpenter

scandalously saying I was a seven.

My spirits were lifted last week when a Jackal said I was a lesbian nine.

And then this week, a Jackal chimed in to say,

I'm only a gay five.

Which I'm fine with.

Like, don't get me wrong.

I like the idea of being, you know, attractive to the gay community.

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