Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith.

And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.

That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me.

And that's the name of our podcast, beardless d-de-less me.

I'm the old one.

I'm the young one.

And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.

Sounds innocent, doesn't it?

A lot of cussing.

A lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. It could be a family show.

We're not quite sure.

We're still figuring it out.

It's a work in progress.

Listen to Beardless Me on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

So I guess you thought it was a game.

See, I'm not, Bishop is still praying for me.

I come from the school of two pop. I'm a rival. I'm a straight rival.

You don't want to mess with me. See, I'm not to ever. Steve, bro. Hold up. Tess, I want to ask you a

question real quick. Let's just keep a real straight shot with no taste. I'm going to get a little bit

rough. It's about standing and justice. You either with a certain thing. I'm going to get a little bit rough. It's about standing, justice. And these guys say you're saying.

You either with a certain, not.

I'm here for those who really believed in the American process all of us.

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