This is true crime.

This podcast is recorded in front of an unwitting audience.

This is true crime, Kent. The Hello.

Oh, damn it.

Ah, no, no, this is Jack Lounove, Dark Topic, and not the operator.

Ah, look, I know it to you. I'm, I'm like,

garden all your calls.

True crime, kid, do you got a minute or or maybe two hours or you know whatever

why's that you want you want to knock an episode out well Well, if you're not busy.

Or I could call back later if you are,

and if you don't answer, I'll just keep calling back again.

Yeah, I know.

I know. I know. I've had 19 missed calls when I woke up this morning. There was 19. What that's weird. Didn't

feel like I had call board at least you know maybe 12 times at most.

Up seven of those calls you were pretending to be Jack in order to get me to call you back.

Well, the podcast is going real well.

Have you seen the numbers?

I don't know if you're married.

You don't show me inject that stuff. So what did you have in mind for this episode?

Yeah, just glance over that real quick right off a real wild card of an episode this story

has it all Satanism murder gay lovers rednecks probably penny Penny Facts. Get ready. Things are about to get weird. Let's go.

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