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yeah that's the thing.

I got nothing good to say about them.

I think they're a bunch of slime. I think they're a bunch of trash. But everything is, oh, we got to get. Are you recording? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking about it now, man. We've been recording. Okay, good. Yeah, they're garbage. They're shit. they're fucking their assholes they don't care about the environment they commit they they don't hold their they

commit crimes on a win and they just, they pay for it like a bill instead of going to, going to jail. They look at it as like, I'll commit this crime because even if I pay the fine, it's still worth it to me because I make, even though I have to pay a $6.5 million fine, I'm still making $200 million, so it doesn't matter. I'll just factor it into my cost. You know the Miami Dolphins are a corporation. That's goddamn right. Yeah. You know what they do. They fucking play football. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't hate them. You love the Miami Dolphins. I love the Miami Dolphins. So you love a corporation. I love football. Here's the thing.

Business and corporations. Yeah. So you don't hate them. You love the Miami Dolphins. I love the Miami Dolphins. So you love a corporation.

I love football.

Here's the thing.

Business and corporation are two different things.

Business is a service that's locally operated like the Miami Dolphins.

You can't get Miami Dolphins in Colorado.

You can buy a hat, though.

You can buy a hat, though.

But corporation is sort of an all-encompassing. It's Walmart. It's Target. Wait a minute. No, wait. Are you saying I could buy Miami Dolphin stock? Pump the brakes here. Yeah, you can buy private shares of the corporation of the team. People do that all the time. Rich people do that shit all the time. Really? Yeah, So I can own part of the dolphins? Absolutely. Eddie, I expect you one day to say, Cina, I just bought 20% of the Miami Dolphins. I'm not going to get 20%. Come on. 2% of the Miami Dolphins. Mary, can you see how much a share, one share of the Miami Dolphins is? You can't just go buy it on the open exchange.

You have to go somewhere and you have to go talk through it in the media. You got to go down to Joe Robbie? You got to go down to some sort of sports bar in Miami, I think, to buy it. Oh, if I can't buy it here, then what's the point? No, I'm just saying you have to go through somebody. Other people. I used to work in a big corporation for Petcoq and people would would call in and they wanted to get involved and get shares, and we were like scripted to talk to them and be like, do you know anybody at the company? No, you don't know anybody. And we kept getting repeat callers. They were like, somebody, just let me talk to somebody. And I was like, you got to know somebody, man. And he's like, how can I know? One man said, how can I know somebody if I'm never even allowed to see you?

Oh, why do you want to know him so bad? Yeah. That's what I say. He's like, well, why do you want to be someone's friend who doesn't want to be your friend? That's true. They want to make that money. Got to get that money. I can't believe you love the Miami Dolphins.

Yeah, I love the Miami Dolphins.

So you must love some corporations. I love the, I love the logo, the old logo. Which is part of a corporation. I love Dan Marino. Dan Marino who got paid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone gets paid through a corporation. Of course. It's a sad fact. Exactly.

That's the problem.

I'll tell you what if there was like the Miami Sharks local tackle football team that had a bunch of cool dudes on it. I'd love to watch them. Exactly. And this is why we're doing the brighter side, the cynics view of optimism on corporations, because there is the Miami Dolphins in all of us in a corporation out there that we have to remember.

Yeah, I feel like what I said about business and corporations didn't make sense, but my heart was in the right place. It was. I mean, no one knows exactly how it means because they, oh, they're snakes. They're snakes. They're liars. Even the dolphins, they've broken my heart for years and years. Exactly right. is I love them to hate pain they've made me. So they're like a hot ex-girlfriend. That's if corporations are people, which they are legally. The Miami Dolphins is like your hot ex-girlfriend with like a sweet pussy but steals your money. Oh, man, yeah. Fog you real good your bank account number. Leaves you the next morning. Sunspot beauty, man. That's fucking Seeger's song. You should listen to that. Yeah, she took my wallet and she left town, man. Did you know that Gloria Estevan owns a portion of the Miami Bullpen? Yeah, yeah. So Gloria Estefan, Jennifer Lopez, Jimmy Buffett.

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