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Well, coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, he doesn't realize he married a black woman.

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few exactly.

But right now, it's time.

Real quick. Right now, it's time. Real quick.

Right now it's time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.

What you got for is nev?

I got something for you.

This is something I think we should be bringing back.

You know, that's just my thought, I think so.

But, you know, I don't know how y'all think about it. This right here is corporal punishment. Oh, corporal. Oh, don't, don't kiss up. Is that what you're saying? Don't get tight. Hands on the wall. Hands on the wall. Okay. Bring me that battle. My mama used to say, I want it in the aisle when I come in there. I want it in the air. When I come in there, I'm telling you, I want it in the air. Now, if it ain't in the air, everything's going to get hit. Everything. It would behoove you to get it in there. That's when I first learned behoo. It would behoove you to get it in the air. You got a high butt, so it worked. That's why I walked. That's why my aunt's high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mama want it in the air. This is right here. It's corporal punishment. Let's go, cat dog. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Cotton.

This is Mr. Cotton.

Okay, can you turn your radio or TV down?

I can't really hear you.

Oh, yes, sir.

My name is Mr. Lanson.

I'm actually the new principal here at, um, middle school.

And what's the name again?

Mr. Lanson. Mr. Lanson.

Mr. Lanson, okay.

Your, your son, he attends middle school here, am I correct? Yes, sir. Okay, good. Listen, um, I'm the new principal here. We've, um, just replaced the last principal. And I'm actually calling around. What I've done is when I, before I got here, I asked for a list of students that were, you know, I'm not going to say problem kids, but, you know, that kind of get themselves in a little trouble here and there.

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