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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, what is up with my spoiled man?

What's up with my spoiled old man?

Okay, we'll get into that, find out what that's all about.

He's spoiled, huh?

We'll see.

We'll get into that in just a few because's all about. He's spoiled, huh? We'll see.

We'll get into that in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call, nephew, what you got for us?

Let's take a little ride down memory lane of what life used to be.

This right here is corporal punishment.

Corporal punishment. Y'all don't remember them days, huh? Y'all don't remember that? No. I remember when it was, yeah, when it was happening. Y'all don't remember going to the office and it was the real deal? Y'all don't remember that? No, no, no. It was at the house. I got it at the house. Same thing. That was corporate. I got it. I got it where it happened. I got it wherever it happens. Here we go. Corporate punishment. Let's go, Cat Dole. Hello. Hello. Hi. I'm trying to reach a Mr. Cotton. This is Mr. Cotton. Okay. Can you turn your radio or TV down?

I can't really hear you.

Oh, yes, sir.

My name is Mr. Lanson.

I'm actually the new principal here at Middle School.

And what's the name again?

Mr. Lanson.

Mr. Lanson, okay.

Your son, he attends middle school here.

Am I correct?

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