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The raging coronavirus pandemic.

This morning alarming COVID numbers all across the country.

One million Americans diagnosed with COVID-19 just this week.

That's about 100 Americans diagnosed every minute.

In Philadelphia, where cases are rising, the city starting sweeping restrictions Friday,

rising into our dining gyms and putting an end to use sports through the end of the

year.

California also seeing a surge starting Tuesday.

94% of the state will fall under its strictest tier of restrictions.

In Michigan, rapid spread, almost 13,000 new COVID-19 cases in one day.

In Utah, I see use our nearing capacity.

Frontline workers from New York once the epicenter of the virus are now heading there to help.

In Iowa, the strain on state hospitals led Governor Kim Reynolds to announce a new mask

mandate in nearly all indoor spaces and a ban on indoor gatherings of more than 15 people

after months of resisting calls to do so.

If I once don't buy into this, we lose.

You know guys, it's amazing to me that we are eight months into this pandemic and we're

somehow getting worse at dealing with it.

It makes no sense.

Imagine if I started learning for you today and on day one I was like,

Jean-épaire français, ballet-vous français, and then eight months later after practicing,

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