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We are now about one month away from the first dose of the coronavirus vaccine.

I know. Crazy, right?

It feels like it was just yesterday when we were punching grannies for toilet paper.

But it'll still be at least six months before there's enough vaccine for everybody.

Which means the fight is now on to elbow your way to the front of the line.

Today, a CDC advisory panel is meeting to vote on recommendations about who will get the vaccines first once they're approved by the FDA.

With only enough medicine for about 20 million people expected by the end of this year, authorities are having to prioritize.

Already health officials have said that seniors with underlying health conditions and doctors who treat COVID patients should be put at the front of the line.

Will ultimately be up to stay in local officials to choose where the doses go first.

Ooh, this is going to be the big drama of 2021.

Who is going to get priority for the vaccine?

Because look, everyone agrees that the first groups who should get this vaccine should be the front line healthcare workers.

Right? Then should be people named Trevor, then seniors.

Very important to protect our seniors.

Then people named Trevor again, I mean in case the first time didn't take.

And then we protect those who have pre-exit. Like, you know the people.

Yeah, we just got to get the order right.

And I know they're going to prioritize people based on risk and health.

But if you ask me, America has already figured out the best way to decide how to distribute rewards.

And that's right.

I'm talking about vaccine ninja warrior.

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