Welcome to the coronavirus market update. It is 502 p.m. on Monday evening when we are

recording this. Woe what a day for the stock market.

I don't know why.

I really don't know why.

But anyway, stocks across the board up by 7%, 7 and then some. The Dow added 1,627 points. That's crazy. And the Russell 2000 even moving, 8.4% volatility volatility is dropping so here's what it says on some financial

nonsensical website

Dow Sores as growth rate of new coronavirus cases appears too slow. You got to be kidding me. That's why the

dowels soaring. Well people are really dumb. I mean it could be that we're done and things are getting

a lot better but I don't know it could be getting worse too. Let me tell you about my

crazy experience since I last spoke to you. So I was on Face the Nation on Sunday.

My first time ever, very exciting and and I get off the air and I do my thing and late in the day there is a

voicemail on my phone, there's no number, I listened to it. Mark, it is Senator Susan Collins from Maine,

calling me up. I thought someone was punking me, but it really did sound like her. So I was like give it a shot. I called back. It was

Senator Susan Collins from Maine who wanted to make sure that I didn't like diss the

SBA program to small businesses because on face the nation I had said that Friday was a complete mess and the people were having a really hard time

applying for loans that I knew this because people were sending me

screenshots and I was having conversations with people and emails from you guys.

I just knew it. That's it. It was the first time if politicians ever called me as I told her this, first time I ever got a phone

call from a politician where they weren't looking for money and it wasn't a robo-call.

That's my big experience of the weekend.

I mean, she wouldn't get off the phone.'m like aren't don't you need to get to

dinner? She goes oh I'm making pasta I said well don't overdo it classic mistake you know

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