Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics. America's gotten kind of white, but we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast.

A dumb gay political podcast. We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack. That's why it's a dumb gay podcast.

A dumb gay political podcast. It's all shit. It's all shit. It's all shit. It's all shit. It's all shit. It's all shit.

I mean, are we gonna die? I don't know. I am extreme. I am extreme. It's all shit. The other shit is bananas.

What? I don't know. I don't even know.

Hello, everybody. And you, my mom. Welcome to dumb gay quarantine politics. I'm Julie. And I'm Brandy. And this is the podcast where we talk about the weekend coronavirus.

Like we're talking about reality TV. And today is our coronavirus season two preview special. So instead of the regular weed this week's episode is gonna be all about our predictions for what's gonna happen on the next season of coronavirus.

I mean, just like every show a season comes a season goes and there's a new season coming. And we're trying to figure out what's gonna happen with the characters. Where's the story are gonna go?

What's gonna happen to us as an audience? How are we gonna watch coronavirus season two? What are we gonna mean? It's just every single thing about it. It's just it needs to be predicted. It needs to be predicted and previewed. And we just we're trying to figure it out.

Now you are welcome to join our Patreon podcast if you feel like you don't want to hear about coronavirus. Yeah, if you want to hear just about like parking stuff and fights and yelling and poo poo time and anus. I mean, just get over there. Get a patreon.com slash dumb gay politics. And what you get is a dollar for one podcast two dollars for two podcasts and your life is made and you're welcome. Yeah, you can choose whichever one.

Julie did recently speak about getting into a fight with a parking cop. Uh-huh. And I talked about accidentally dropping a small disposable plastic into the toilet where I had just pooed.

I mean, it's called auditory awards. Okay, auditory awards where it's journalism. It's theater. It's wonderful. So go to www.patrion.com slash dumb gay politics. If you're interested at all. Yeah, if not, that's fine because we got 950 packages in the mail. And we got several postcards for the drug.

We did bulletin board. It was very unexpected. I went to the to the mail place and the French. The French was flowing and the French was loud and the French. Well, you know, we put those as a package. So many. This is so many would. So many. I'm like, I read you should be thinking. I know he doesn't though because he literally thinks we're ordering things for ourselves from Walmart and target. And Amazon.

So you'll be ordering packages now. It's got Corona. You're going to give it to us. We're older people. We will die from the Corona.

I know. Julie and I are this close to asking him if we can buy the mailbox place off them. So I think he will transfer ownership to us. I think we'd work out a deal. I think he's done been done. He's like, why the fuck am I stuck in America during this? He's done. He's definitely. And she's never there now. She's like, I don't even show up now. I don't care.

Something happened to my hand. No, no, no, no. I feel get Corona in my hand. I show up. So I just say, you're not just a home. Okay. Voilà.

So me now. Let's hear about some gairoks. Okay. I mean, it was a wonderful bounty and it was a.

We'll thank you to everyone who sent us stuff. We really just were not expecting any of it. It's Corona Christmas. And we don't know what to say.

It's really just a beautiful thing. Now Jamie Voss. Julie ripped the sleeves off her arm broke down every box. We're like, we're not fucking scared coronavirus. Come to the mail man.

She's a got out the fucking exacto knife. She's like, breaking them down. I'm like, your neighbor. I'm like eating like treats from the box. And like, your neighbor is so lucky that you do that. Like, we should do a spot. I'm going to point down boxes.

I'm just like, it's not going to be the thing. And I don't want anybody to call not going on the door. I mean like, knock, knock, knock. There's full boxes. They're cycling. And you know, that's not the way to do it. Cause that's going to spread Corona.

And we can't have our heroic sanitary workers taking your boxes fully informed into the dump sites. I'm going to need you to like break this down. And then of course I.

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