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🗓️ 17 February 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels. Thanks a lot for listening to the podcast. Just wanted to let you know my baby girl term 16 today. |
0:08.0 | Oh, isn't that some bless her heart. Hey, live dates. So do what you need to do. I'm going to be at the Orlando improv on the 25th of this month. |
0:18.0 | Yep. I'm going to be in Tampa on the 26th. That's sold out. I'm not doing a second show because Olivia is going to be with me. We're going to hang out. Have fun. |
0:24.0 | Birthday 27th. I'm going to be at West Palm Beach 2829 Key West. Key West. It's no shows. Then you want to tell him about March 4th. Remind him about March 4th. March 4th. Hey, I'm back everybody. March 4th. |
0:37.0 | Welcome back March 4th. We will be doing a live podcast at Acme Comedy Company. The tickets are on their website. Acme Comedy Company.com. And we were informed that there is only a small hand full left. |
0:53.0 | So if you are waiting to get tickets, please don't wait because if you message Chad and I after they're gone and say, Hey, can you get us in. We literally cannot. There will be nothing we can do. So please. Right. And then you go on a list. You go on a list. People that ask for tickets. Yeah. |
1:10.0 | Much like many people are on a list in the greater Reich in my new show. Oh, shot. March 11th. I'm going to be in Spokane. Second shows added there. March 12th through the 14th. I'm going to be at to come a comedy club. And then my sister's going to come watch that show. She lives there. Yeah. She always very nice. Listen, we're going to get out of here. I'm going to go to Costa Rica. Then I'm doing. Then I'm going to go to Las Vegas and golf. Okay. Then I'm going to be at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin. April 9th through |
1:40.0 | the 11th. I'm going to be at the 21st of April. I'm going to be at L.O.L Comedy Club San Antonio, 22nd Houston, Improv, 23rd through the 25th. I'm going to be in Austin at Moon Tower. And then some other stuff. Just go to my website. Check it out. You should follow both of us on Instagram. Go to his website. I just need to tell you something. |
2:01.0 | You are back. Babies back. And I just hope we get for some lime. |
2:06.0 | This ain't. |
2:10.0 | Jell. |
2:11.0 | Jell. |
2:12.0 | Hey, everybody. This is Chad Daniels. You have landed in the middle of somewhere. We got some blue sky pneumonia energy in here today across from me is |
2:39.0 | the virus. I just came up with that by myself. No one even sent it to me. And then in the corner. |
2:48.0 | We got. Hey, bales. Can I start out the episode? I hope you're going to talk about what Hey, Bales is wearing. Can I? Well, you know, I'll get to it. I'd like to respond to last week's episode a little bit because you guys did one without me. |
3:05.0 | Sure. And hold on now. You said that. You said we did one without you like like we just did it in secret. Well, you know, you and I talked about it and there were two options on the table. One was, hey, let's not do one and just put a message out. Like, sorry, everybody. |
3:24.0 | I can't be part of that. And then the other one was, let's do one and see what happened. We went with that one. We both agreed with that and agreed upon that. And I thought that was a great idea. |
3:33.0 | I was like, let's get one of our other friends. Sure. Come in. Man the helm. And you went out and got cell fucking rat long be organ to come in here. He sounded like he'd been sucking mummy's dicks full of dust for 250 years. And then you just gave him a microphone. |
3:52.0 | Well, this is pretty busy coming from a guy who couldn't come do the show. I don't know what to tell you. We're not going to say, hey, everybody, size sick. See you next week. |
4:06.0 | Honestly, at least there wouldn't have been coffee during that. I heard every piece of that. I don't have an issue with the episode being done. I just take a beef with a couple things that were said thing. |
4:18.0 | Hey, I don't need. I don't need old wooden lung be organ in here. Like, okay, here's the deal with size chronic back pain. I shut them down pretty quickly. It's a psychosomatic at you know, I shut them down pretty. |
4:32.0 | I don't know if Dr. Sarno has written any books on inhalers, but maybe maybe you stuff your purple mattress full of that. You fucking piece of shit. I love chal. |
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