Coronabride Updates with Lala Kent

Stassi

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.4 • 15K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Stassi and Lala Kent answer fan questions during this quarantine check in. Lala shares the torture of her facial platelet injection, the drama of her past drop-kicking food fights with fiance Randall Emmett, and how Stassi might actually be Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. Also, has lock-down stolen their collective Bridezilla Mojo? And Lala guesses which movie stars would play them if VPR was made into a movie.

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0:00.0	Alright, trick-hars bitches. Welcome to Stratup with Stasi. I'm here with Lala Kent via Zoom.
0:19.3	Fuck this Zoom! I hate it! Can I tell you though I've been doing mine just through a phone
0:24.6	and it gets so awkward because you start talking over each other and you can't see like
0:28.6	if you say something and you think you're really funny but you don't hear anyone laugh on the other end of the phone.
0:33.0	Lala, that is exactly how I feel. I literally dread doing these zooms because I'm like,
0:37.6	I don't want to interrupt you or who I'm like talking to. And then you know like you just don't know when to chime in
0:44.4	and I'm like, is it delayed? How is this working? I'm just not, I'm not at my best. I'm not at my best.
0:50.0	Could you imagine if this really was like the new normal though? Like what would you do?
0:54.4	No, I'm okay, no. I can't. I'll be fired. Eventually people will be like,
0:59.7	she's really not that talented. They're much better people. Canceled for sure. There are more people out there
1:05.5	who have mastered Zoom interviews and I'm not one of them. Do you always get ready for your zooms?
1:12.0	You look hot. I do my makeup every day. Oh, sorry. There isn't a day that goes by that I'm not doing
1:21.6	makeup because I can't look in the mirror. I can't catch a glimpse of myself. I'm horrified.
1:28.8	Without the cake up. Oh, yeah. I've no spray tan. My psoriasis and exomas everywhere. I haven't had a
1:35.8	facial. So it's like just like built up guk. I am a monster. Like I'm a monster underneath it all.
1:42.7	It's still am I and I do this being called PRP where they like draw your blood, you know? And then
1:48.4	they spin the platelet and they put it on. They syringe it on your face and then they needle it in.
1:53.2	Yeah, wait. Hold on. You were telling me the other day that this is the most painful thing,
1:57.7	like thing that you get done because I think that the times that I've gotten my lips done
2:02.8	are the most painful beauty thing that like I will never do it again just because it hurts too bad.
2:08.5	It does. It hurts really, really badly. And I was talking to you about this the other day is I
2:14.1	get that facial done, but that's not the the herty part. I have them take the platelets and inject it
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