Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taser Taylor.

Today is Monday, and you guys, this is very special.

She comes on quite a bit, but not really in person

these days. So joining me today is two times New York Times bestselling author. Are you out of

your fucking mind? Three times. Taylor. Taylor Donoghue and my wife. Three times. Y'all

are my best friends. I'm going by the cards, bitch. You're my best friend. Three times New York Times best-selling author,

Sports Illustrated runway model. Lead with that one. Mother of two. Abusive best friend.

Host actress and reality be star Stasi. Actress? I mean, I was in Shark Nato.

You're right. Tossie Shoteraker away. So here's the deal. This is a pod swap. So if you're just hearing this, tune into last week's episode with me on Stossi's podcast. Yeah, listen to my podcast from last week. It was a good one. It was a really good one. Well, Stasi was drunk in that one and I am scared.

And I'm still drunk in this one. Are you or are you hungover now? Oh, no. That actually doesn't happen to me. Oh, really? When I wake up, like, granted, this doesn't actually happen that often where I wake up drunk. And I am here without my children. Of course.

I just went to the

Downton Abbey premiere

and the after party

for downtown

last night

and it was one

of the greatest nights

in my life

and that's why I am

like I just went to the Downton Abbey premiere and the after party for Downton Abbey last night

and it was one of the greatest nights

in my life.

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