Cornflower And Community - Ep. 154
The Witch Bitch Amateur Hour
Charlye Michelle And Grandpa Kimothy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2021
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's just that it's that basic bitching about the airport that I feel like a lot of |
| 0:27.0 | awesome. I've never really had one of those stories because my whole life air travel has been |
| 0:37.0 | pretty smooth. This is probably no big deal to somebody who travels a lot, which I posted on |
| 0:44.8 | Instagram or Facebook, I don't remember something about like, hey guys, please send vibes of |
| 0:49.6 | not crashing on that. Yeah. That's basically what I'm talking about today. I don't have a true |
| 0:56.4 | to form topic, like an actual tangible item. I just wanted to kind of talk about that. However, |
| 1:03.2 | somebody did respond and they said, I'm a flight attendant and you're safer on any plane |
| 1:08.0 | than you've ever been getting into your car. And I know that. I know the problem is, is I'm a lot |
| 1:15.1 | more likely to survive said car crash that's more likely than I am surviving airplane crash |
| 1:22.0 | that's less likely. That's that's my thing, you know, and I don't know how accurate this |
| 1:27.2 | information is. I'm just going with my gut. But I feel like, hey, there's the element of control |
| 1:32.8 | when you're in a car, which is probably bad because pilots are so trained that like they're a |
| 1:38.2 | better driver of a plane than you would ever be in a car. However, because you're in control, |
| 1:43.6 | it makes you feel a little safer, even though it's probably just a detriment than a good thing. |
| 1:51.9 | But yeah, if you're if you're in a car crash, I feel like you've got, you know, |
| 1:56.8 | you got a you got a, if that plane starts going down, you're done, you're cooked. Yeah, odds are |
| 2:01.9 | you're fucked because this isn't an action movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I have every single time |
| 2:08.6 | I've gotten on an airplane had that like, I don't say fantasy because that implies it's a good |
| 2:12.7 | thing. But I've had that like thought process of like, okay, if we start going down, I'm going to |
| 2:17.6 | find the life, the parachute that's on this plane because I just know there is one. And I'm going |
| 2:22.8 | to kick that window out. I'm going to jump like I'm so the opposite. I've always thought like as |
| 2:28.4 | soon as shit starts going south, I'm grabbing that oxygen mask and getting high as that's I'm |
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