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Tom Barnard Podcast

Corned beef, cabbage, and nothing on TV - #2970

Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Podcast

Comedy, News

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It's Saint Patrick's day again, which means...surprisingly little. At least around here. We still like to talk about it though. Remembering the good times when a bunch of meat and whiskey didn't make us feel sick. Ah, memories.


Topics:

Saint Patrick's day

Irish ancestry

Mormon Wives drama

Mikey the Mule

Minnesota sports suck

Movies also suck

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with

0:08.8

Co-host Catherine Brandt

0:10.0

Brandt

0:11.0

And Kristen Bert

0:12.5

And all the special people on the show

0:16.2

There's no question about it

0:17.9

Happy St. Patrick's Day

0:19.2

Yep

0:19.5

Oh, I should have worn green. See? Me too. Nobody did. I'm more purple. A lot of purple and blue. We're all wearing like pastel Easter colors. Yeah, we are. We're thinking spring, I guess. We're Easter eggs. Ladies and gentlemen, Kristen Bird Entertainment News, brought you by North American Banking Company. to to NABanko.com to learn more. Member FDIC equal housing lender.

0:41.6

So, Kristen, I probably got something to tell you, you're going to probably like in the long run.

0:46.8

Okay.

0:47.9

I have now hit the wall on any kind of politics. I can't take it anymore. I don't care if it's a Democrat, Republican. These people are insane. I wonder how much money I've earned so far with this. You owe me 100 every time you bring it up. Is anyone keeping track for me? I am taking it away. I'm not bringing it up. I'm taking it away. I'm very serious about can't these people are all stealing our money all of them that that is true that is that is

1:16.1

fact I don't get like I don't think any of us are going to disagree with that

1:19.6

whatsoever that is fact 100% before oh I'm already much happier that I don't give a

1:25.8

rat's ass about either party anymore.

1:27.7

They're both a bunch of thieves.

1:29.9

It's true.

1:30.5

Can I tell you a fun fact about Ireland before I forget?

1:36.5

Yes.

1:36.7

Well, there'll be green alligators and long neckings.

1:40.1

There are 36 million Americans of Irish descent and only 5 million people currently living in Ireland.

1:47.5

If your ancestors lived in Ireland in the 1800s, you are nine times more likely to live in the USA than Ireland.

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