Corn Mazes

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Reilly and Geoff read reviews about Corn Mazes and discuss Puff the Magic Dragon, the election, and terrible children's books!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original. You feel. I want a love that's so proud and real.
0:17.0	You make me want to go out and steal.
0:22.0	I just wonder to see one of your friends.
0:25.0	Your hair is so long.
0:30.0	Your hair is so long. Your hair is so long is so long.
0:34.0	Your hair is so long.
0:38.0	Really? It looks good, but when you like put it over, when you like do that, you look like Jojo from Horton hears a who.
0:46.7	What about Jojo from Jojo Rabbit?
0:48.4	No, you don't look like him.
0:50.4	What about Jojo the potato wedge fries style?
0:53.4	I'd have no idea what that is.
0:55.0	You're not from Ohio, never mind.
0:56.6	What about Jojo, like, you know?
0:59.1	The singer?
1:00.6	The magic dragon or whatever.
1:01.8	You mean puff the magic dragon or whatever. You mean puff the magic dragon?
1:03.8	That's shit.
1:07.8	Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo the magic dragon.
1:11.8	Lived on a eye. He had lots of pancake eyes wider than my thighs.
1:21.0	What? Jo Jo the Magic Dragon
1:26.0	almost died
1:29.0	he fell off a commercial flight
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